Ease of use and expandability are overrated... I tried talking to the operators who gave positive reviews for Jiminy 12. Turned out what they really liked was its ability to focus and amplify the brightness of its Illumination Arts. They said this made field operations a lot easier as the unit could also function as a powerful flashlight. At first, I found these Jiminy 12 reviews laughable and even tried to find a way to convince them that illumination was never part of my design goals and Jiminy 12's resemblance to a flashlight was a mere coincidence. However, when I joined a ... survey mission in a Blighted zone, I realized the usefulness of having a powerful source of light, especially when treading alone in the smothering darkness. — Excerpt from Jiminy's quarterly performance review interview